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Star Wars Jokes

Here are a few cheesy, Star Wars themed jokes written by Kat.

How does Queen Amidala congratulate herself?
With a Padmé on the back.

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
To get to the dark side.

Why is Darth Maul still single?
Because he never found his other half.

Why was the Princess avoiding Chewbacca?
Because she was afraid he might Leia kiss on her.

Why did Anakin need a loan from Palpatine?
Because his duel with Obi-Wan cost him an arm and a leg.

Why did Darth Vader take a bow?
Because Luke Skywalker gave him a hand.

Why did Han ask Chewie to co-pilot the Millennium Falcon?
Because he didn't like flying Solo.

Where did Darth Maul get his facial markings?
At a Tatooine parlor.

Why do Jedi like roller coasters?
Because g-force is with them.

Why was there an explosion of blue light after Palpatine fell down the generator shaft?
Because the sith hit the fan.

What do you call a Gungan's curse?
A Binks Jinx.


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